LeahMarie609

>.< LMAO !!!

hellagays:

exdog:

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

5. no one will look at you funny when you buy eighteen boxes of candy even though you fully intend to sit in the dark and eat them alone.

6. discount candy

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starkswaters:

FANGIRL CHALLENGE ♔ seven funniest scenes {5/7}

I’m allergic to bullshit (I, Robot, 2004)

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distressed-kaiju-noises:

deerhoof:

the future is here and it’s horrible

#embarrassing baby photos of the future robotic rulers of the planet

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castiel-knight-of-hell:

calliestrider:

un-leash-ing:

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*

*goes to hell and awkwardly follows satan the entire time*

*goes to earth and awkwardly follows sam the entire time*

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I will never not reblog this

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if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

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